Let’s talk about Bones and All, a movie so intense and messy that it’s basically what happens when Venus and Mars signs collide with zero chill. And yes, my review is simple: love me to eat. Literally.
A Love That’s Written in Blood
This movie is giving undeniable cosmic energy. It’s raw, it’s haunting, and it’s strangely tender, like if you asked a Scorpio Venus to write a love story, this is what you’d get. And trust me, the zodiac energy in this film is screaming.
Maren (Venus in Pisces): Sweet, dreamy, and just wants to belong, even if it means embracing the messy, bloody truth of herself. She’s soft but not weak, and her longing for love and acceptance is straight out of a Pisces Venus journal entry.
Lee (Mars in Scorpio): Brooding, intense, and mysterious AF. He’s all about passion, survival, and pulling you into his dark world, classic Scorpio Mars energy. The way he loves Maren? Obsessive, consuming, and completely ride-or-die (sometimes literally).
Together, they’re a cosmic match for the ages, Venus yearning for connection, Mars bringing the fire (or in this case, hunger). It’s primal, it’s poetic, and it’s deeply disturbing.
The Zodiac Tea: Bones and All as an Astrological Vibe
This movie doesn’t just hint at zodiac archetypes; it serves them up on a silver platter. Let’s break it down:
Venus in Cancer: The craving for unconditional love and safety. Both Maren and Lee are looking for someone who accepts them, scars and all (literally). Cancer Venus energy would absolutely cry over this movie.
Mars in Capricorn: The survival instincts and practicality behind their actions. They’re not just wandering aimlessly; they’ve got a goal. Even if it’s, uh, unconventional.
Venus in Scorpio: The dark, all-or-nothing romance at the heart of the story. This movie asks, “How far would you go for love?” and Scorpio Venus answers, “As far as it takes, babe.”
Love Me to Eat: The Ultimate Mood
Watching Bones and All felt like falling into a twisted love letter written by the stars. It’s messy, heartbreaking, and yes, gross at times. But isn’t that what love is, in its own way? It makes you think about the parts of yourself you hide and what it means when someone sees all of you and stays.
It’s the kind of film that leaves you feeling a little haunted, but in a good way. Like remembering a relationship that consumed you, maybe not literally, but close enough.
Astrology, Blood, and Love
If you’re into zodiac vibes, primal love stories, or movies that make you question everything, Bones and All is for you. Just don’t watch it on an empty stomach or maybe do, depending on how adventurous you’re feeling.
And let’s be real: it’s not every day you see a love story this intense. The stars aligned for this one, babes, and it’s giving Venus and Mars on a cannibalistic road trip. 10/10, would existentially cry over it again.
Stay cosmic, stay chaotic, and remember love isn’t always pretty. But oh, is it unforgettable.
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